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Shoplifter Excuse*
by Christ is My Life! Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:28 am
Shoplifter Excuse*
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the
act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the
store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his
grip and tried to run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"Everything's fine, Folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items."
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the
act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the
store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his
grip and tried to run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him.
"Everything's fine, Folks," he reassured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than ten items."
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Re: Shoplifter Excuse*
by Christ is My Life! Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:31 am
*Day Off From School*
On Monday a call came in to the School Receptionist. "Hello, please mark William absent today," said the man.
"Why?" asked the receptionist.
"He is sick," said the man.
"Ok, may I ask who is speaking?" said the receptionist.
"My uncle." said William.
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